OHMYGOD THERE WAS MORE TO THIS?!
this is how white people react when they get mild salsa
YOU FUCKING DONUT
This made me so sad
turn on: when all my coloring pencils are sharpened and pointy
This deadass the funniest tweet ever.
Give your cat the F L O A T I N G J U D G E M E N T B O X to allow them to stare at your half finished work from afar
That cat is going to eat those flowers, you know.
the cat is never going to just sit theremy cat would still lay on the keyboard
*talks to Internet friends while sitting next to real life friends*
when you’re an international pop star with multiple number 1 hits but nobody in the room knows who you are
Multiple #1 hits:
when you make a post saying ariana grande has multiple number 1 hits and find out she doesn’t even have 1